blessings from afar

Refers to where, after you sneeze loudly, someone located a long distance from you smilingly calls, "Bless you!"

Upon exiting a middle-aged friend's dusty workshop after visiting with him for a while, I let out a humongous, "Vwah-FWHOOF!", complete with an exaggerated "blasted off my feet from the explosion" high-jump. Another pleasant-natured dude who was mowing his lawn on the adjoining property cheerfully responded, "Bless you!", even though he was more than a hundred feet away. A small and "casual" gesture, to be sure, but I never forgot it --- there's just something special and memorable about blessings from afar.

by QuacksO September 25, 2019

Pussy from the back

A phrase used to described the female genitalia as seen from the rear

Chad: Bro, Erik’s girl Julia got that thick ass.
Tanner: I know right? I’m trying to see her pussy from the back.

by Jizzboar May 1, 2018

Visit from grandma

When one soaks their hand in icy cold water til it's wrinkled and pruny then pleasures themself with it.

My hand was all raw after that visit from grandma.

by Guilty7 October 6, 2017

jeard from subway

a child rapest whos only other interest is subway

look at that jeard from subway

by my name carlos May 2, 2017

Jared from Trinity

A kid who isn't afraid to get down and dirty to please the starters in the locker room. Sits bench and warms up right fielder.

Jared from Trinity? He blows cock and rides the pine during the game and rides something else afterwords.

by Heckehh3 July 6, 2017

From match to snatch

The amount of time it takes from matching someone on tinder or dating website to having sex with them

My fastest from match to snatch rate for tinder was 3 hours

by Theseabass September 17, 2016

far from a dime

Stating she is beyond or more amazing than a dime piece. Maybe even more amazing than the universe. Shawnic is far from a dime.

Damn Shawnic you're far from a dime!

by Lalolalito January 26, 2017