flooring

To lye on the floor after consuming a massive meal. The bloated feeling is eased and the horizontal position of your body aids digestion.

After my sixth helping at Thanksgiving I had to do some serious flooring or I thought I would die.

by coinflipper November 27, 2009

floodmatt

(n) 1. (derogatory) an exceptionally annoying internet personality, usually implying gayness in both senses: light-hearted and homosexual.

2. wears yellow suits.

3. a clown

That guy is such a floodmatt

by dean October 6, 2004

floot

floot v.: to fart or "toot" that has a smell that carries or "floats" throughout a room

Dogs and seniors do a lot of flooting.

by hyperactive bunny December 9, 2008

floody breezing

to decribe the weather politely in front of your grandparents

its floody breezing outside today

by snuffles October 16, 2004

floooblegoopleness

to have a total lack of common sense

man look at that dude hes totally got floooblegoopleness

by ms sunshine December 13, 2008

floodies

Pants that are worn extremely high above the shoes. Highwaters, expecting a flood.

Did you see the floodies he was wearing yesterday?

by Davon67 March 11, 2008

Floordrobe

A floordrobe is when all of your cloths are located on the floor of your room rather then in your closet!

Question: What are you wearing tonight? Answer: I don't know let me check my floordrobe!

by AmieM February 28, 2009