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daylight with a flashlight

When you have not seen somebody in a long time but you both hangout in the same area of town. You have been looking for them at all the usual hangout spots, when your hanging out but they never appear, which surprises you after a while.
Where you been at man? I been looking for you in the daylight with a flashlight!
by chickenhawk53 July 14, 2017
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flash fart

A fart that happens so fast and unknowingly that there is no time to tighten butt muscles.
Usually by constant laughter
John: So the police officer says 'thats not a donkey, thats my grandma!'

Jerry: LMFAOBBQWTFLOL!11! *flash fart*

John: Yo did you seriously just flash fart?
by Cody Baggs is here October 30, 2007
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flashbang

1. To fuck a girl really fast in any orpheus.
2. A stun grenade
Kevin flashbang my pussy please.
by GriffeyJR February 26, 2009
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flashlight party

When those who don't approve of the drugs and alcohol found in traditional clubs decide to re-create the club vibe in their dorm room/living room. Everyone at the party carries a flashlight and waves it around simulating the lights found in a dance club.
"Ah yeah. We had this flashlight party last weekend and we put Monica in the spotlight and she got down. I could really see myself marrying that girl."
by Chance2124 March 30, 2008
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flash burn

The phenomenon of someone’s face being totally burnt / clipped out as white as a result of taking a picture too close to the camera or with a flash that is way too bright. Like sun burn, only caused momentarily by the bright light.
Wow, you have a major flash burn in that photo...
by 7obi April 20, 2006
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flash grenade

A flash grenade is a girl who, due to her mastery of the art of deception, appears NOT to be a grenade. She operates similarly to the M84 flashbang issued by the United States army in the sense that it subdues its target in order to trap it, but doesn't kill it so that it can be taken advantage of in ways that require a live body. (Sort of like how some parasites will inject an anti-inflammatory into it's host.) It is only after the victim wakes up that he realizes that he actually hooked up with a grenade.

Flash grenades can be identified easily if one pays attention to the right details. Extremely tan, tons of jewelry, skanky outfit, and caked on make-up are clues that you may be dealing with a flash grenade.

Flash grenades become much better at being flash grenades with each alcoholic drink consumed by the target.
"I don't remember this ugly girl from last night, how'd I get in her bed?" (she was a flash grenade, that's how)
by sammymoto August 28, 2010
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Flash porn

Where your not supposed to look at porn on a computer but you log into a porn site for a few seconds to get a peek of tits,cunt etc. and then click it off before anyone sees you.
by Judge dredd7 December 25, 2011
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