"that hobo is smoking a cigarette butt from the sidewalk. my fecal-matter-meter is beeping like crazy... i should probably turn it off during mardi gras."
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you are fling nonstop from detroit to la and the bathroom is out of order and you have to take a dump although you will be able to shit later your fecalibrim will be out of sinc for the next couple of shits
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I am so feccuna
by Jenny Thompson December 17, 2008
Get the Feccuna mug.also known as F.D. when one person puts his or her head up another's anus and spins around while sticking out their tongue, like a drill
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The residual impression a bowel movement leaves in the toilet after one has flushed one or more times; also known as track marks or skid marks. The severity of the stain is directly related to the number of flushes required to visibly remove it.
The residual impression a bowel movement leaves in the toilet after one has flushed one or more times; also known as track marks or skid marks. The severity of the stain is directly related to the number of flushes required to visibly remove it.
This all-you-can-eat seafood buffet is already giving me cramps. I hope the next time I drop my mud, it doesn't leave a big ol' fecal footprint for the maid when she comes tomorrow.
by Matt*ee November 23, 2010
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by Feces Astronaut May 13, 2012
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