I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂

You type the sentence "I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂" on a tiktok video. You found it so hot that you didn't have enough time to beat your thing to it, and you cummed immediately.

Tiktok video on a watermelon.
Some dude: I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂

by Poopstinkyfart69420 November 24, 2023

Edging

When a guy beats his meat

Bro's edging so hard he busted in 2 minutes.

by The masterbaiter 2.0 December 3, 2023

The edge horizon

The point in edging, or in other stimulation, activities where orgasm becomes unavoidable.

Fuck. I passed the edge horizon and now I know im going to have to clean up.

by VigorousSplash April 24, 2024

Edging My Microsoft.

Using Microsoft edge on windows.

"Hey bro, I've been Edging My Microsoft."
'yah bro it's a cool browser'

by SWEATY CHESS April 4, 2025

Edge-rot

Edge Rot - When someone's vocabulary is overloaded with the word "edge", using it unnecessary or exaggerated ways. It happens when they can't stop referencing "edge" in jokes, slang, or conversations, making it lose it's original meaning.

"Dude, your edge-rot is showing. Stop saying 'edge' every five seconds"
"someone pulls a prank "you just got edged!"
"someone lies to you "Oh my god, stop edging me!"

by lilywrightslang March 9, 2025

National Edge Day

Every February 5th, everyone will be edge constantly even in places where you cannot edge in.

Luis: Yo Dylan do you know about National Edge Day? It's in February 5th!

Dylan: Really? I'ma start edge maxing all day.

by tjib February 2, 2024

Text-Edging

When someone is texting you and you wait patiently but they never end up texting back.

John: Dude I’m waiting for her to reply back but the text bubble keeps coming and disappearing.

Ron: Dude, she is so text-edging you

by •Koi is Sleepyz• June 1, 2023