duck feet
n. Feet that are just too big, flat or awkward for regular walking. Shoes don't fit properly and dancing is impossible.
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Why don't you buy a skateboard dude? You are missing out on life and the babes think you're lame.
I got the duck feet.
Bummer. Wanna do some crack?
I got the duck feet.
Bummer. Wanna do some crack?
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