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duck feet 

n. Feet that are just too big, flat or awkward for regular walking. Shoes don't fit properly and dancing is impossible.

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Why don't you buy a skateboard dude? You are missing out on life and the babes think you're lame.

I got the duck feet.

Bummer. Wanna do some crack?
duck feet by gnostic 1 May 5, 2013
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duck fit 

your mother will have a duck fit if she knows what you're doing
duck fit by smokeyjoe nev February 27, 2015
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Duck Life 

The Greatest Game Ever Made! Can Be Abbreviated As DL.
Also can be inspirational to people who are in deep depressions.
Dude! That Singer Is Such A DL! Duck Life
Dude! That Person Is Duck Lifing! Duck life
Duck Life by carsonisachode July 29, 2011

duck you up 

When someone admits they are a retard to someone.
rahel: man tommorow ima duck you up so bad
alex: nah its okay your just as good as me
rahel: thanks man, i still think im retarded
alex: well maybe a bit

duck rape 

Duck rape means anal violation of a duck.

Often very noisy.
Donald Duck hid in the corner of his duck pen, fearing what was to come next.

Ned said, "Time for some duck rape!"

He scooped Donald up and lowered him onto his swollen tadger.

The pained quacking was terrible.
duck rape by scodder May 29, 2010

duck you? 

duck = fuck
you = you, u
? = ?
duck + you + ? = fuck you
duck you? by ducker June 22, 2004

Duck-butter 

A film in your ass thats so thick you can spread it like butter
Man i havent showerd in a few days and i got some sick DUCK-BUTTER going on all up in my butt! wanna see?