gentleman douchebag

A guy who acts friendly to girls and attempts to flirt with them but constantly acts like a bitch and makes douchebag moves which completely counter his previous gentlemen actions.

"Kevin walked me to my car today. He was such a gentleman up until he complained about my walking speed and then became a gentleman douchebag,"

by CaptainTuna August 8, 2016

Douchebag

Usually a lame, beta male that has no chick, and no chance at getting one. He may be on the friend list of several, mainly because he has no A game, and doesn't know how to score pussy.

Women avoid you if you are a douchebag.

by acguy2 July 28, 2016

Douchebag

A word meaning a bag of penises used to define someone who isn't acting accordingly to the social behavioural pattern.

My algebra teacher is a giant douchebag.

by Most19fuckeraround July 10, 2016

Tubeurlocious Douchebag

An airheaded nitwit that consistently misplaces important items (ex. Wallet, cellphone, intellect).

Can be identified by dark purpleish skittle-tits and commly wears a taco hat.

"Hey I thought you were heading out?"

"Bruh, I can't find my wallet because I can't remember what pants I wore today"

"Common my dood. Quit ackin like a Tubeurlocious Douchebag."

by JohnnyTwoToesKnows January 28, 2017

Douchebagism

Dogma and idiosyncrasies of the socially manufactured zombies caught up in the zeitgeist of its contemporary, tabloid celebrity culture. The ideology behind douchebagism could be summarized as the entirety of the ideas and opinions found within the ”impulse buyers” magazine rack at any given supermarket‘s checkout counter, condensed into a lifestyle, à way of life to aspire to, with its own set of internal rules, and it’s own set of values.

If you had the Anniston haircut in the 90s, you were a part of the douchebagism of the time.

by Boro1976 October 24, 2019

Douchebag

A male, usually a “Sk8TeR bOi” who cares about no one else but himself. He will play girls like a damn guitar. He usually has long hair and wears clothes that are a few sizes too big, complete with vans on his feet. He makes asshole remarks to people who are just minding their own business. He gets aggressive very quickly. He also wears way to much cologne and you can smell him from a mile away. That my friends is a douchebag

“Wow, Myles is a douchebag”
“For real bro”

by Homewrecker6969 October 25, 2019

Douchebag

Jake Paul

Hey look a douchebag thinks he’s a boxer now

by Sexyhomophobe December 22, 2020