Doctor Vetorkian

Veterinarian who moonlights making house calls to euthanize pets.

We wanted our dog put down in the comfort of his bed, surrounded by family, so I called Doctor Vetorkian.

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by Wizard of Odds February 6, 2025

An Asshole Doctor

When your elderly Aunt argues with your mother about medical stuff and they interject their belief that their doctor is superior to another's.

Mickey, I don't care what you doctor says, I don't need a cardiogram.
Well you know what Edna, you fucking have "An Asshole Doctor" on your hands.

by Lunchboxx69721 December 18, 2020

11th Doctor

Arguably the corniest doctor also debated as the 12th since the 10th debated 2 times. Played by Matt Smith in one of the best sci-fi series DOCTOR WHO!!

random guy 1: Hey bro have you seen the corny 11th doctor scenes?

random guy 2: nah bro your on crack

by Doctor who fan number 1 January 14, 2024

Joseph Lo Truglio Is Escanor In A Green Suit Listening To Doctor Sparta's RX

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Joseph Lo Truglio Is Escanor In A Green Suit Listening To Doctor Sparta's RX

by SuchBackSmacker March 15, 2025

Doctor Sparta - Seven Seas Is Skyfire Cycle

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Doctor Sparta - Seven Seas Is Skyfire Cycle

by Abreathofaversaillian February 28, 2025

work doctor

Someone who says, thinks, or believes 'work' is the cure

"I'm not feeling well today"
"Just come/go to work and you'll feel better"
"What are you? The work doctor?"

by Dog-lover22 February 6, 2017

The everything doctor

A doctor that helps with all kinds of problems a person might have.

Thomas, you have so many issues you need to see the everything doctor.

by Dorkle3567 November 7, 2018