Dallas Dilemma

The Dallas dilemma is a paradox in decision analysis in which two viable options compete in a dynamic probability to produce the optimal outcome. The Dallas dilemma is set up in such a way that decision-makers are unable to make rational choices for their best interests, due to ever-changing, uncontrollable policy variables and ultimately yield to institutional bureaucracy.

Should I take the Dallas flight or just stay? You never know where you would make it! What a Dallas dilemma.

by Guazi January 12, 2021

Damean Daley

Damean Daley is a guy who is the heart of a group and really brings it to life he is not the most attractive but will give you his heart if you so deserve it

Damean Daley is the life of this group

by SMEXY MAN MAN 22 February 7, 2021

Ozment Dilemma

Situation in which a person of higher authority (I.e. teacher, manager, boss) decides to sacrifice said authority for the sake of being liked or relatable. Often a pushover that would rather be liked than respected.

Mark is quite the pushover. He really suffers from the Ozment dilemma.

by SpongeBob Squaredude April 28, 2021

appreciation dilemma

This is an occurrence where one feels extreme sadness due to underappreciation while feeling unworthy of praise.

Is it normal to have an appreciation dilemma? Because I feel like it's unusual.

by Summer Vacation May 31, 2021

S.Dilly

if all the straws from save the turtles was a person

PLASTIC

s.dilly looks like she is made of recycled plastic straws

by among gus July 12, 2021

Tom Daley dump

Offloading a turd that dropped out at such high velocity it didn’t even make a splash

A Tom Daley dump

Fucking hell mate I’ve just had a “Tom Daley dump”

by spanjabber13 October 13, 2021

Willy Dilly

When a female rubs their clitoris on your ear lobe. gets spicy when you have earrings

"DAMN Susan gave me the willy dilly in the gas station bathroom on the trip to Texas!"

by WillyDillyMasters November 30, 2021