Diet Pussy

It's pussy but your using a condom

Man 1: hey I just had sex!
Man 2: was it pussy or diet pussy?

Man 1: What do you mean?

Man 2: CONDOM or no condom?

by No_this1s.Jessie September 9, 2023

an Englishman's diet

Drab, Dry, Shit, Boring, And Terrible.

Guy 1: I love the colour grey!
Guy 2: The fuck you talking about? That colour is like an Englishman's diet

by EthanCannot July 23, 2023

Diet Republican

Any Democrat who embraces conservative, neoconservative, neoliberal, or MAGA talking points.

Examples: Joe Biden (neoliberal hawk), Joe Manchin (votes for Republicans more than Democrats), Bill Maher, Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Eric Swalwell (for wanting to deport Russian students), and RFK, Jr. (anti-vax, embraced by MAGA)

Kyrsten Sinema used to be a Diet Republican, but now, she left the Democrats and is on her way to being a full-fat Republican.

by Jackwehadababyitsagirl July 30, 2023

diet lite

a very good band from wisco!

human 1: does diet lite support trans rights?

human 2: yes they do!

by maya sparkles November 21, 2021

diet lite

A Milwaukee band that’s pretty good. Nice live atmosphere.

Hey, are you going to the Diet Lite show?

by Spud420 November 21, 2021

DIET EPIC NGL

PLEASE HELP ME IM ON A DIET

-DIET

MORAL: DIET

IM ON A DIET EPIC NGL HELP END ME.

by DIETDIETDEIT July 9, 2022

Diet Coke

The code word for playing poker. This word is used on high school golf trips, so that the coach doesn’t understand what you are trying to do.

Hey Colin, want some Diet Coke when we get back to the room.

by Ruthirsty June 25, 2022