Diet Coke

A drink people say is healthy, but is slowly killing them.

Honey want some diet coke with your tumors?

by Guy who works at Denny's November 25, 2019

Mediterranean Diet

Eating ass on your lunch break

I am meeting the neighbor on lunch. I am on a Mediterranean diet.

by Jank from State Farm January 12, 2022

Cooper’s diet plan

Eating children’s sized meals like Jordan Thomas Cooper said which was approved by Clinton Surgeon General Dr. Elders.

Cooper’s diet plan could cure obesity.

by Coop Dupe May 30, 2023

Ordering a diet Coke

When someone, sometimes a big eater, orders a lot of junk food, but orders something healthy for the first or last food item.

I saw a dude that was ordering a diet Coke

by Heyitsgalaxycreeper June 9, 2018

exit diet

Associated with identifiable indigestible foods you might find in your excrement or while scrubbing your bung such as corn or peanut skins; also asparagus urine

Bits and pieces of last night’s burrito appeared in my exit diet this morning

by Cosmic Blue Too September 9, 2021

yeeto diet

The diet, or food eating habit, that consists only of “Yeet” and CS:GO

“Hey did you hear about that new diet, the yeeto diet? Swaggersouls LOVES it.

by Jim & Pam June 8, 2019

diet lite

a very good band from wisco!

human 1: does diet lite support trans rights?

human 2: yes they do!

by maya sparkles November 21, 2021