Dirty Dolphin

When you cum inside another individual and proceed to consume your own cream. Also known as Olsoning yourself.

After I came in his mouth, I dirty dolphined myself when I french kissed him and ate my own Jizz.

by Bigsin2020 March 13, 2024

Dolphin

My favorite animal 🐬. An animal that is amazing and a beautiful creature everyone should love

Wow look at that dolphin it can do flips I wish I was a dolphin but I’m really stupid

by Robyn.simpson477 August 18, 2018

The Dolphin

When you are taking your girl in doggystyle, then gently try to sneak it into the poo factory, but she will notice. She will then turn her head and mumble the same noice as a dolphin. “Eh eh, eh eh, eh eh”.

Guy: I tried to fuck her in the butt, but i ended up with the dolphin...
Guy: Daaaaamn... I feel you bro.

by HamDenStoreFraSyden June 16, 2019

Dolphins

Dolphins may look cute, but their wild counterparts commit many heinous war crimes

Johnny's car keys were stolen by dolphins last week

by The flipflops November 26, 2023

dolphin

a very generous discord user who likes all of his non-existent friends

that person is a really good dolphin

by anonymous.dolphin June 23, 2021

Dolphin shower

When you shave your entire body in the shower

Jenna is so smooth because she took a dolphin shower

by dicks9000 September 11, 2018

couch dolphin

1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.

2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching ‘Flipper’ reruns, ‘Zeus and Roxanne,’ etc. , because the concept of human connection perplexes them.

Well… that Jim Dave fellow turned out to be a real couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?

by Judith Jetson Lightyear July 27, 2024