Big dick disease

Did you hear? Koen has big dick disease.
by Hikoenitsmeelena November 03, 2019
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budussy disease 101

new discovery, people w the juicest fattest most wettest ussys get it. the longer u have it the bigger they r.
Barbie: Yo, I jus got budussy disease 101
Ken: Holy fuck!!! I need some now plz
by pussygobbler3512 May 07, 2022
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Africian Gunga Disease

An outbreak of herpes so wet and puss filled ones underpants become soaked.
Man, I gotta change my underwear, this Africian Gunga Disease is killing me.
by Bong Satan September 06, 2011
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Mad koala disease

When you cannot do anything well or right. You just suck so bad your name is a disease in itself. You are your own strand of AIDS.
I was playing FIFA and I was doing so bad my teammates said I had mad koala disease.
by GermanVermin August 19, 2014
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pretty girl disease

1. The condition of a physically appealing female with no other attractive features aside from appearance.
2. a. When an attractive young woman loses the ability to interact with others on a socially meaningful level, usually due to low self-esteem, a superiority complex, and excessive flattery at a young age.
b. The opposite of ugly duckling syndrome.
1. Wow, girl x is hot, but she only sits around and smokes.
2. a. Girl x probably does nothing because people who say they care about her only care about her looks.
b. It's too bad girl x became attractive so early in life; now she has serious issues, pretty girl disease, and is a camwhore.
by Xkazy July 22, 2006
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Tiger Woods Disease

A man who constantly cheats on his wife or girlfriend.
Tom: Did you hear Bill is getting married in three months?

John: You mean the same Bill who had a bad case of Tiger Woods Disease?

Tom: Yeah, that Bill, but he's been mostly cured since the engagement. He's only cheated on her four times in the last year.
by broski16 March 17, 2010
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magic johnson's disease

The new vernacular for HIV/AIDS. Just as ALS is known as Lou Gehrig's Disease, so too is HIV/AIDS known as 'Magic Johnson's Disease' after its most famous contractor.
Magic loved to get his D wet, but now he got a disease named after him.

You best be careful with that girl or you'll end with that Magic Johnson's Disease.
by Cornelius Vanderbuilt April 11, 2007
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