depplings

possible offspring of Johnny Depp.

Tyler, do you want to have man-babies with Johnny Depp?

Yes I would enjoy some depplings.

by Bethany Christians February 25, 2008

depressinating

Anything simultaneously depressing and fascinating.

The custom built 8 foot limestone cross at Jenna Bush's wedding is just depressinating.

by s1wfor free May 18, 2008

Deployment Pal

Having a Deployment Pal occurs when, a person get deployed due to miltary service. While he/she is away, a certain non-close friend will talk to them throughout the deployment, and will make plans and what not. When the person gets home from his/her deployment. Their pal has no intentions of fullfilling said plans.

Mark: Hey Jenny I'm home from iraq! Finally! Now lets go and do all that cool shit we planned!

Jenny: Mark i cant tonight i'm busy.

Mark: But i thought you said you were excited for me to come home, and wanted to hang out and shit? What are you busy with?

Jenny: I cant Mark, I'm just to busy

Mark: What a Deployment Pal bitch!

by Awesome Oh April 28, 2009

Depod

The act of taking your earpods out of your ears.

My co-worker didn't hear me until I shouted at her to depod!

by Mudbubble July 4, 2009

deppenfreude

Taking pleasure in the stupidity or ignorance of others.

A derivative of schadenfreude, from German Depp (dimwit) + Freude (joy). A particularly powerful emotion when the cause of your deppenfreude is berating others for not agreeing with them.

I can't stop watching Intelligent Design videos on youtube, I think I'm addicted to deppenfreude.

I haven't been getting my mainstream media deppenfreude fix since Sarah Palin left the spotlight.

by askpete December 21, 2009

Depoopitize

The moment needed to re-cooperate after vacating the bowels.

I need to depoopitize before I can go back to work.

by foosman August 20, 2010

Deploy ordinance

Sheen-inspired euphemism for a prodigious bowel movement. Created to replace "morning glory" which is also used to describe a male's morning erection - a source of considerable confusion.

Coworker: Hold that thought - I just finished my coffee and it's time to deploy my ordinance.

Roommate: You may want to use the restroom before me, I'm about to deploy some ordinance on some soft targets.

Dump-dialed friend: I can't believe I'm on the phone with you as you deploy ordinance.

Medical student: Gross, that patient just deployed ordinance while I was trying to collect a history.

by Abnormal Facies March 26, 2011