King david high school

Jewish princesses or 1/2 Christian the only school in the uk where knowing all about your teacher's personal life and vice versa is acceptable
Might even visit their homes

But hey as long as you get a*s a* s a*s and become a lawyer or doctor the bigman himself will personally hire someone to suck your dick.
We may be currently standing as inadequate
But the level of drama, vapes and piss in the swimming pool is quite frankly outstanding

Selling sour sticks for Israel trip charity-STONKS

You don't know what accent that is?
Oh she's a king david high schooler

by D00med y0uth August 22, 2019

david tran

A person who is a total computer geek. Oddly nerdy and athletic at the same time and as the warmest smile ever. An outstanding leader that has a way with words but he can always bite more than he can chew at times. The most adorable person that you can only meet once in a lifetime. If you have this person as your boyfriend be sure not to mention any other guys to him because he will throw on this jealous face right after and make you worry to death; An overachiever that works hard to have a guaranteed future; A loving and caring person; A worrywart; A corny, cheesy and lame person that's good at doing magic tricks; A great kisser and loves to make other people smile; A person who is already here for you when he's not there for you.

Wow, I can't believe you just pulled a David Tran.

by daitastic October 16, 2009

dave mustaine

The amazing guitarist (good singer as well) for the thrash metal band Megadeth. Known for being one of the bitchiest people on the planet (holds grugdes against all of Metallica, Slayer, Pantera, the dude from Headbanger's Ball, just about every member of his own band, Suicidal Tendencies, and Rotting Christ to name a few). Also formed the traveling Gigantour, a traveling tour much like Ozzfest, only good.

Dave Mustaine may be a whiny son of a bitch, but he can play really fucking fast, so it's cool.

by sickness13 February 1, 2007

Davaughn

Davaughn is a strong independent man gets a lot of booty his penis is at least 7in long he is really cute he's a strong black nigga he gets all the hoe's in the world tends to like White girls and his best Friends name is usually Elijah He plays video games a lot his life is like a sandwich witch ever way you flip it the bread comes first davaughn is usually born in November he'll deck a nigga if needed

Julia: have you seen davaughns penis!!

Emma:yeah it huge af

by Habbie ha haaa June 13, 2019

David Thorne

According to Wikipedia, 39 year old humorist, cat-lover, and Flight Commander David Thorne is Australian. Also according to Wikipedia, his work has been featured on "the BBC, The Late Show with David Letterman, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, and Late Night with Conan O'Brien." This is true. It is also true that he once walked the complete surface of the moon in under an hour, regularly torches his vehicle every eleven months, and sometimes pretends he is a baby monkey. However, many of the people who read his New York Times best-selling book, especially people from West Virginia, have concluded that "it is obviously that he is a foggot." This is a lie because if he were an Eskimo, he would build his igloo next to a supermarket or on a tropical beach.

Ignorant practioner of medieval metaphysics: Yo, what are you reading?

Witty person who spends money on drugs: This, you inferior life-form, is only the greatest work of modern literature to ever have been revealed to our humble species. It is called "The Internet is a Playground."

Ignorant practioner of medieval metaphysics: Yo, who's the author, bitch?

Witty person who spends money on drugs: The author is none other than David Thorne, also known as the bat who stands in the middle of the mall discussing bats and being misunderstood.

Ignorant practioner of medieval metaphysics: *brain explodes*

by SaraLovesNPR September 24, 2011

Dave Wide Drunk

The inability to determine the difference between people who understand and people who do not understand the pressure applied to one's liver in comparison to the need to demonstrate the ability to remain vertical while supporting a wizards staff constructed of aluminum shame.

That dude is Dave Wide drunk...2 more beers and he'll be trying to remember back when he was Tamara Wide drunk...

by Reverend Snowback August 1, 2011

Davy Jones' Locker

An elevator on a cruise ship that someone farted in, right before exiting.

I got in the elevator just as this old lady was getting out. The doors shut before I realized she had sent me to Davy Jones' Locker.

This guy got on the elevator with the worst BO, so I sent him to Davy Jones' Locker.

by Double Happiness June 30, 2012