maine coon

Or main coon. Best friend (if your black) or primary nigger.

That nigga workin over at chic filet is my maine coon.
My main coon can get you whatever you want.
(Girl) You bes be leavin me alone or ill get my main coon on you.
If you were my main coon, we'd rape this bitch together

by DeezleDorf October 9, 2013

Clooney Effect

The Clooney Effect describes the day when society collapses onto itself, and Hell erupts from every orafice on George Clooney's body. The Clooney Effect is believed to be caused when TRCZ Forum member Pyschotic is named Moderator. The resulting outburst of Hell's demons will take over the remaining 4 members of decent society (TRCZ member, Platinum_Racing being one of them), as predicted in the movie "Golden Girls". To see the Hellacious prediction, one must watch the entire movie Golden Girls backwards. The secret of the Clooney Effect was kept since the late 1980's, because there was only a handful of people who could sit through the entire Golden Girls movie while played forward, nevermind backwards.

Man 1: "Did you see the secret Clooney Effect message in the movie 'Golden Girls'?"
Man 2: "No. How do you find it?"
Man 1: "You need to play the movie backwards."
Man 2:"Oh screw that, I can't even watch that movie forwards!"
Man 1:"Oh well, lets just all go to www.TeamPlatinumRacing.com then."
Man 2: "Agreed"

by TRCZ Member, Platinum_Racing December 7, 2006

'coon in your pants

the state of being grouchy or a party-pooper

You have a particularly large 'coon in your pants!

by mr. gapants!!! March 15, 2009

coon

a woman's breasts. derived from the term "rack" --> (raccoon) --> "coon"

check out the coon's on that betty!

by hard to find a name December 9, 2008

Coon

A person who is scared to fuck.

I was at that ho's tilt last night, but we didnt do anything because shes a coon.

by CallMeDaddy April 24, 2009

Coon

A friend who never has anything or contributes to anything, but always wants whatever you have and desperatly wants. And usually lives in a appartment and is white (and likes famous T shirts)

Friend(coon) who always is there to smoke your weed and get free car rides, but never pays for anything else but with his friendship

by Bellingham44 January 6, 2010

Cooncha

A Black Vagina

I was gonna fuck the shit out of her cooncha.

by Unknown000000000000 July 12, 2011