Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.

2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~

by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023

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Cry Baby Powers

Cry Baby Powers are a type of psychic Superpowers used in the movie: K-12

Known Users: Crybaby, Angelita, Celeste, Magnolia, Fleur, Ben, Lilith

Bitch, if you don't stop that shit I'll use Cry Baby Powers you ugly

by DaddyChimedInGoForTheThroat September 16, 2021

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Cry break

A cry break is a break you take to cry to management when a coworker hurts your feelings by refusing to do your job for you.

Where's Brian ? He's been gone for 20 minutes

Other coworker: I don't know

He must be on a cry break

by Green 48 March 19, 2025

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Cum & Cry

When you cry right after an orgasm, often due to extreme regret.

*Man, I had a great streak on nofap
-So... what happened?
*I lost
-Did you cum & cry
*Definitely

by Fakeville May 5, 2019

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cry wank. To masturbate while crying. The crying can be of negative or positive reasons such as your football team winning, breaking up with your girlfriend, or even having just survived a life threatening incident resulting in absolute euphoria.

Oh no, I'm approaching my 30s and as a direct result I'm having some sort of life crisis. I also need to masturbate before the Mrs. comes home from work. Looks like I'm having a masti-cry before she gets back again.

by Careless1 March 5, 2015

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