When your fingering your girl and suddenly fist her, forming your hand into a claw and yell money, money, money
Julian: Yo man you got some pussy last night
Kenny: Yeah man it was great I pulled the crusty lobster on her
Kenny: Yeah man it was great I pulled the crusty lobster on her
by Chad kindle July 31, 2019
When a woman shits on a mans pecker, and dries it out with a hairdryer until completely crusted over then jerks him off until every last dingleberry is gone.
by Pete Stevenson October 27, 2021
When your friend Vlad launches a cumshot into your moustache and it hardens overnight getting crusty.
by ibangurmum! August 21, 2018
by cat eat`s lion November 02, 2021
When you’re gf is sleeping, you shave some pubes and then cum between her eyes and layer the pubes in fine fashion as to give her a unibrow, then when she wakes up she’ll be crusty and angry and look like Frida Calo.
by Evanstein99 December 02, 2023
The ol' lady had a headache from too much brandy in her egg nog, so I resorted to the Crusty Stocking Stuffer again this christmas.
by White Feller December 26, 2020
Having such deep passion for the lord that the only way to function is through the divine process of crusting oneself. The back pressure from clenching your butt cheeks hard enough together is a good starting point.
by Fingaboi1996 May 08, 2024