Euphemism for sexual intercourse; specifically with a female. Alternatively, when you buy a muffin for later and is destroyed due to being left in a soft sided container.
"Dude, I heard he totally crushed her muffin last summer... that's why they don't talk anymore."
"Awww, I crushed the muffin... I really wanted that..."
"Awww, I crushed the muffin... I really wanted that..."
by Ablearcher013 August 13, 2020
The acknowledgement by a straight man that if he were gay, he would have a crush on the guy in question.
by AtheistMetal March 18, 2021
When you have a crush, or start to like someone you’ve never met before. You could talk everyday and facetime but be careful, this crush may be intense but could completely dissolved once meeting the person.
Friend: I meet this guy on snapchat and I think I have a phantom crush already..
Me: Be careful, you know those won’t last most of the time
Me: Be careful, you know those won’t last most of the time
by nikki.dove June 26, 2019
when you look at someone and have a slit second attraction to them, where you could imagine dating them and everything, but it goes away
by skycl0ud September 22, 2021
by Crusty dusty ASS October 25, 2019
When you have a crush on someone that you know you have zero chance with, like your hot teacher, or a celebrity, or your best friend’s mom. It’s called a Unicorn crush because, like unicorns, it’s not real, but it’s something everyone knows about and understands.
by Got.Any.Grapes? April 03, 2022
When you keep falling in love with every girl you see. Serious cases can even make you like your own SISTER!!! common in boys ages 10 - 25 years old
Person 1: Oh my gosh! She's so hot. And that girl there; she's my soul mate! And her...
Person 2: Sheesh! You need to see a doctor; you've got crush-itis!!!
Person 2: Sheesh! You need to see a doctor; you've got crush-itis!!!
by Dr. Kaybien November 28, 2020