Mutual combat

when two individuals intentionally and consensually engage in a fair fight

Originally added to courts so you wouldn't get a murder charge when engaging in a duel in the 1800s

Coke dealer: I challenge you to a duel

Drunk guy: mutual combat isn't even legal here, don't kick my ass

by Phoenixholmes October 5, 2021

Mutual Combat

A bullshit, democratic word used to justify shooting at cops when people are breaking the law.

A Southside Chicago gang started a Mutual Combat by shooting at cops because the police would not let them sell crack and rob the liquor store.

by oldschoolrocker October 6, 2021

lets combine

lets fuck

hey bbg, lets combine
bet sugar daddy

by kys bruh January 23, 2022

4chan combat van

a van that users of 4chan tend to show up to the houses of those who disagreed with them and have intent have harm the aforementioned person who disagreed with them.
(usually happens after the disagreed person has their home address leaked on 4chan)

sane person (who somehow ended up on 4chan): hitler was a horrible person
5 DAYS LATER
sane person (who somehow ended up on 4chan): OH FUCK ITS THE 4CHAN COMBAT VAN AND THIS TIME THEY HAVE ASSULT RIFLES!
sane person (who somehow ended up on 4chan): *starts loading FA03 with intent to defend his/her fort*

by DRduck68 July 19, 2022

Keyboard combination

The phenomenon by which a bored human searches urban dictionary for various permutations of the alphabet, with no particular goal other than to waste time, and perhaps to find a unique one.
Some examples of these:
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
qazedcwsxtgbrfvujmyhnolikp
qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklmp
mrjocktvquizphdbagsfewlynx

You: "I'm so bored! Time to look up some keyboard combinations."

by Kargaroc586 July 26, 2024

chimber chomber

a black person

look at that chimber chomber

by sirmoaned August 2, 2024

Rangoon Combat Banana

A stealth weapon frequently used to make an unexpected attack at high speed. Difficult to deflect due to the curved nature of the weapon, such attacks are usually successful.

He gave her a quick helping of Rangoon Combat Banana from behind...

by Gronksucker October 30, 2023