crapping paper

Really cheap Christmas wrapping paper. Usually purchased at the dollar store. Terribly thin, it is so fragile that wrapping a gift is next to imposable. Also known as crapmas paper

My wife bought dollar store crapping paper and forced me to wrap all the gifts.

by grandmnasterB December 22, 2009

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crap-pank

When something doesn't go your way; extremely bad;

crap-pank! I just lost a nut
That film was propper crap-pank

by P.R.D Ferguson III September 28, 2005

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crapling crap

what a meathead says when something is very very crappy

this food is the worst crapling crap I've ever had. or better yet that chics booty is crapling crap

by wildbriar shore April 11, 2011

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Crap on a catapult

A vulgar phrase a person says when they are angry or frustrated.

Crap on a catapult! They ruined my campaign signs!
Damn Shit Damn it God damn it Fuck Crap Dammit For fuck's sake ffs For fuck's sake

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A cheap, brightly colored and patterned baby stroller used by the leathery, methamphetamine-aged, toothless, wrinkled, flat-assed and huge-breasted female human in Oildale, a hideous neighborhood of bakersfield, ca.

Often full of beer cans, trash, unwanted children or other tweeker goods. Used in lieu of the shopping carts that her male counterpart uses.

theres a nappy baby and a 12 pack of Naty Ice in that stroller being pushed by a toothless, huge-breasted, beastly woman with oily blond hair! That must be her crap cart!

by rab1989 May 6, 2010

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