Trim A Cow

This is when your balls are so hairy that they need immediate shaving

Friend: Hey I'm gonna trim a cow tonight
Friend 2: Oh yeah I trimmed my cow last week
Friend 2: Why are you trimming yours?
Friend: It's because I have a date in the morning
Friend: I really have to trim my cow tonight
Friend 2: OK Cool!

by Search up Mayor of Lannach March 21, 2021

Who is this cow?!

Tell this sentence to a person who is:
-is STUPID,
or -does NOT use his/her mind at all
or -thinks he/she is ALWAYS right!
or -says bullshit

Teacher: You should memorize all these formulas.
Student: Who is this cow?!

by emeliano May 27, 2018

tuna cow

a mix b/n a tuna and a cow....offtenly found on aquatic tatoos on unfinished arms

dude that tuna cow is RAD!!!

by El HeFe030303 August 23, 2007

Cut the Cow

To brush teeth. Also phrased "kill the cow", "cut the cherry cow", "kill the cherry cow", "kill the cow and cook it with cherries" or similar phrases.

"Make sure you cut the cow before you go to sleep."

by JB+MB August 28, 2020

Nighty Cow

A snuggly, warm, microwaveable cuddly cow that comes to say good night to you. Also now a colloquial alternative for good night.

"Nighty cow fella"

"yeah good night"

"Can you heat up my nighty cow"
"sure, I'll put it in the microwave".

by campaj1 June 21, 2013

get the cow

To succeed unexpectedly.

"get the cow" in a sentence:

"I can't believe Slobbermouth Steve managed to pull off a presentation.
Boy, he really got the cow!"

by shitbird105 May 8, 2021

Mean cow

A mean cow is someone who performs disgusting acts to others to either hurt somebody or their feelings.

You are one mean cow missy moo.

by Isabella and Cindy April 29, 2019