commontary

Ordinary descriptive/explanatory palaver dat is boring and humdrum.

Every presidential campaign and election is pretty much da same, and so da reporters covering said events all give similar commontary.

by QuacksO March 25, 2023

Common Sense

if you came to urban dictionary of all places looking for this definition, you need to get some common sense. anyway, it means a general idea of what and what not to do. just don't be a fucking dumbass.

dude, get an understanding of common sense before you try to argue with someone again.

by bbqsauce9249 April 14, 2023

cosmo

the guy that shoots up your school because you took his hat and is part of the kkk

cosmo do not shoot up the school today!

by ooga booga. May 1, 2023

Common joe L

Joe having an awful opinion usually surrounding football and Manchester United

Joe : rashford is top 5 wingers all time

Everyone with a brain: common joe L

by Jacquin May 6, 2023

commondeer

To remove a whitetail from da game-animal herds and designate it a "public pet" which nobody can legally shoot.

During hunting season, any "off limits" antlered ruminants should be fitted with a blaze-orange neck-cloth to warn nearby riflemen of said animals' commondeered status.

by QuacksO May 20, 2023

commondear

To remove a particular adorable cutie from da dating pool and designate her as a "public chick" whom everyone can love and cuddle wif, but who may not be "snatched up" for an exclusive relationship by any individual bachelor.

Neighborhood grandmas have traditionally been "old maid" individuals --- i.e., they have never been married --- and so I wonder if some of them started out as commondeared teenagers.

by QuacksO May 20, 2023

Common Derek L

Referring to a fail or a epic fail. Can be used to describe fails such as, getting arrested and charged with vandalism on May 21 2023, having L rizz, messing up relationships, being short, being a cracker, being a short skinny cracker, losing a game, getting insulted, losing an item or a friend, and failing a test.

“They just died in a car crash”
“That’s just a common Derek L”

by Sterek Dack May 24, 2023