Coma Cone

The state of having a strange fascination with Traffic Cones or using Traffic Cones as hats.

I think Noah over there might have a coma cone.

by Coma Cone August 8, 2024

Cogmaxxing

To enthusiastically participate in low paid labor positions.

Alex doesn’t even call off work when he’s sick, he’s cogmaxxing.

by FreshConk December 20, 2023

COMAD

when you’re so mad and filled with fury while you have covid.

my mom was comad last weeks that’s why she was such a cunt. The covid was making her crazy!!!

by anonymous January 2, 2024

comazuipen

When the dutch drink so much they land in coma

"wij gaan lekker comazuipen"
We going to drink so much we land in a coma

by degrotekenkerboom February 5, 2024

Comma

It's like the term "period" which indicates people are in full agreement of what you just said, but when you say "comma," that means you are interested and want the speaker to continue. You need more information. The social expectation for the person responding to "comma" is that they would contitheir sentence with a conjunction (and, or, but for, nor, yet, so) and continue their intriguing story.

Similar function to "tea" or "spill the tea."

Student 1: On Saturday, I took a shower with my socks on.

Student 2: Comma!
Student: And it was way more enjoyable than you would expect.

by LysieGrace April 17, 2024

Coma Diet

The act of losing weight while in a naturally or medically induced state of unconsciousness.

Damien lost weight while being on a Coma Diet from choking on his own puke.

Friend #1: Have you seen Damien since his coma diet?
Friend #2: He's looking good! I think he lost 40 lbs.

by ToeSniffer55 May 13, 2024

coma bollito

If a Colombian from the paisa region offers you something and you decline, they tell you "coma bollito" (pronounced coh-muh bo-jee-toe) which means "eat a turd", because in their culture it's rude to refuse an offering.

"That Colombian girl offered me some of her fries. When I said 'no thanks', she said 'coma bollito'. What does that mean?"

Bollo means turd. Bollito means little turd. So coma bollito is the slightly more polite way of telling someone to eat a turd.

Coma bollito.

by JimmyOfTheWest May 21, 2024