by Canadian Condom April 25, 2017
"Why don't you buy it from X website?"
"They deal in international prices, can't afford it with condom currency"
"They deal in international prices, can't afford it with condom currency"
by Lord of the Emus December 18, 2017
What face masks became to dating singles during the Coronavirus pandemic of 2020 -- the social distancing prophylactic required if two single people hope to come within six feet of each other.
I thought Chris was going to go on a Corona Date with that hot chick last night.
No, he had to bail; he forgot his Corona Condom so she wouldn't let him near her.
No, he had to bail; he forgot his Corona Condom so she wouldn't let him near her.
by LuluBleu April 14, 2020
A face mask, designed to protect people from contracting and spreading the SARS-CoV-, the main cause of COVID-19. Usually protested by people who think the virus is a hoax (See: Karen, Republican, anti-vaxxer)
Ah, crap...i can't go into the store. I forgot my Corona condom!
Don't forgot to wear your Corona condom when out in public.
Don't forgot to wear your Corona condom when out in public.
by SomePerson100000 December 30, 2020
Guy 1: Dude I've already become a father of 14
Guy 2: Oh I always keep the infinity condom so I'm a father of 0
Guy 1: Dang your lucky you don't have to pay child support
Guy 2: Oh I always keep the infinity condom so I'm a father of 0
Guy 1: Dang your lucky you don't have to pay child support
by ThatTF2Scout_Thatsbeenkillingu January 03, 2023
When procuring an African condom, one must meet with an Egyptian, who makes all genders try his foreskin for free. This repulsive act is only followed by the Egyptian taxi driver holding their belongings for ransom.
by ecaleohs June 03, 2023
is what happens when you have a bunch of shitty friends who wrap contraceptives around your feet as you are blackout drunk. Caution- may cut off blood circulation in the foot area.
by Cay7200 June 10, 2018