condom

u/alt-no-more uses this to dick random holes and post it on r/teenagers

u/alt-no-more: can i buy some condoms in peace?
old woman at the counter: aren't you a little too young to use these?

by u/fokalorr May 16, 2019

<.7.9.7.6.>You Only Promote Condoms & It Is Truly Annoying<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>You Only Promote Condoms & It Is Truly Annoying<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>You Only Promote Condoms & It Is Truly Annoying<.7.9.7.6>

by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

the slippery condom

Much like a condom, immature humans will be splattered on the inside.

And like a slippery condom, it's about to tear open.

I need you to picture this. You're driving 100 on the freeway and you're coked outta your mind. You car hasn't been MOTD in 3 years and you're getting head. Also, it' raining, your car is a slippery condom.

Have you seen joe's new car? You mean 'the slippery condom?'

by burgundyyyy December 8, 2019

condom

A rubber dick sock that saves lives. If not worn correctly, it can break and leave the girl pregnant.

A condom is a gamechanger. Put it on correctly and make sure it doesn't break, because it's the difference between having a baby or not.

by OHSHEETSOFPAPER June 8, 2020

Condom on his dick but he can't do the trick

During sex he had a condom on his dick but he could not make his girlfriend cum.

Her ex-boyfriend had a condom on his dick but he can't do the trick when they have sex.

by Emo_Girl_98 November 22, 2021

sexy condom

sexy condom is when your mother beats you up so hard you start having sex with your condom

Tobi: yo wassup getrenv
Getrenv: hello sexy condom ;)
Barney: I just peak into my sister's room ;)

by Meg DeStoop July 6, 2020

Condoms

Tight/ sick/ someone did or said something radically.

*mike finger flips tech deck Evan: yo that was condoms!

by Antipeople68 November 12, 2022