Comfy couching

When an male or female lays on top of another large fluffy (overweight) person ,as if on a waterbed, while listening to their heart and their inhalation moves the that person equally with each breath.

While after a few drinks of whiskey Shannon was laying on Kim's circular body comfy couching on a hot sweaty night and fell asleep on top of them.

While after a few drinks of whiskey I was laying on Tom's circular body comfy couching on a hot sweaty night

by RodeoSafety August 10, 2018

Comeysexual

Someone who claims to go both ways but only goes one.

Apparently that chick was a Comeysexual

by Chardoggy May 29, 2018

compachuated

Like your floating

"Huuuuuuu" I'm felling compachuated

by Ionnnn September 9, 2018

Compact Mode

A term used to mention the penis when it has been unnaturally shrunk for some reason, generally by swimming or being in extremely cold temperatures.

Yo bro, I just got out the pool and now I’m in compact mode

by pemmyboy September 22, 2018

Company Fluffer

Noun; Employee, typically an aging, heavy set, white male who constantly tries to perform gay sexual favors on his coworkers and upper management to further his career and gain praise. Often will become prolapsed from all of the anal strain they have endured.

Dan- “Travis are you taking off this Friday to watch the big game?”

Travis- “He’ll no, we’re going to be short handed because Kevin sucked off the boss so he could take the day off for the gay pride parade.”

Dan- “That Kevin sure is a company fluffer”

by One two 3 September 26, 2018

Comp

Term that's selfdescribed as a bunch of sweaty camping underpaid wannabe eSport kids who hold pissing contests to see who has the bigger joystick.

ACLEANSOCK with his 2K/D .8 average a game mouse and keyboard might says he's comp so all of you blueberrys are bad go kill yourselves!

by GrammaticallyIncorrectNards January 14, 2019

Compact

A polite way of calling someone or something fat.

“Oh wow, she’s really compact”

by Pory4nop January 16, 2019