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come up

to come up on somethin, to find something of value such as a $20 bill on the ground. Also to rise to the top financially
i came up on a dime bag i saw layin in the park
by nor-cal March 7, 2004
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the comedian

The Comedian totally killed that pregnant woman.
by sjupiter17 March 16, 2009
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Commerce Special

Banging Kristen from behind and using her back as a plate while eating a Mcgriddle sandwich from McDonald's.
Jules gave out a record twenty hotcakes last night at the club and capped off the night with a Commerce Special.
by Joe February 26, 2004
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Sit-down comedy

Exactly the same style of comedy as "Stand-up comedy" except that you are sitting down while you are doing it.
(i.e. at a table, sitting at the bar, in a car, bus stop, office, etc.)
On a long cross-country road trip, I entertained Tina-Louise with hours of my sit down comedy.

I killed at the dinner table last night, it was pure sit-down comedy.
by tcornsimp October 24, 2008
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comedy-captive

A person who politely smiles and feigns amusement, while someone in their presence re-enacts a comedy sequence so poorly that others nearby are embarrassed.
John's longwinded retelling of the usually hilarious apoopalypse skit made me a comedy-captive for four painful minutes.
by ram March 8, 2005
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Come out of the kiddy closet

Steve: Fred, I hate to tell you, but...I like little boys.

Fred: Oh, shit, Fred has come out of the kiddy closet.
by MrMostaza September 16, 2009
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comedy central

Once a channel which had minimal viewers, but then south park came along, and the show kicked so much ass that the channel than kicked ass too. Except for Mad TV, which is a cheap spin-off of SNL, which was only funny every other week on one skit, Mad TV is funny about every 6 months on half of a skit, basically the show is doing to Comedy Central what the Holocaust did to jews
Guy 1: Hey did you see South Park on comedy central which wasn't that great until South Park was added, but still has Mad TV, which is a cheap spin-off of SNL, which was only funny every other week on one skit?
Guy 2: Yes, but did you know in 2007, 48.5% of teens reported not using a condom during sexual intercourse?
Guy 1: No I did not
Guy 1 and 2: The more you know (The background fades to black and a rainbow, stars, and the words "The more you know" appears over their heads)
by Sunshine Bear December 18, 2008
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