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commercials-interlude scramble

Refers to the suddenly-occurring interval of frenzied activity that you engage in while partaking of a favorite radio/TV show, and the program cuts to a commercials-break for a minute or two; there will be nothing of interest being broadcast --- and therefore you do not need to be glued to the speaker or tube --- during this period, and so you frantically rush around the room to attend to assorted matters that you'd been "holding" or "delaying" while your riveting program was on, such as going pee, checking/adjusting the washing-machine, grabbing a pillow/blanket, getting more snacks from the fridge, etc.
While binge-watching episodes of Knight Rider on DVD, I realized that I'd forgotten to have my daily apple. Now of course, unlike a regular radio/TV broadcast, pre-recorded home-media like this can simply be paused anytime you please without missing anything, but I wanted to experience this delightful "blast from the past" material in just the same way that I'd remembered it from having seen it years ago on NBC, and so I waited till the beginning of the next episode for the classic "Knight Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist" introduction-speech to begin, then did my usual "commercials-interlude scramble" to retrieve a nice big Red Delicious and a paring knife, and then race back to the couch again before the episode-title was displayed.
by QuacksO February 27, 2019
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commercracy

control of the activity of buying and selling

Commerce is defined as "the activity of buying and selling, especially on a large scale" (Oxford Dictionary).

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Commerce

-cracy is the "word-forming element forming nouns meaning "rule or government by," from French -cratie or directly from Medieval Latin -cratia, from Greek -kratia "power, might; rule, sway; power over; a power, authority," from kratos "strength," from PIE *kre-tes- "power, strength," (Online Etymology Dictionary)
Commercracy is not new but is not known well in common usage.
by Greg Blandford March 19, 2019
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Commeme-icating

Communicating with a friend or acquaintance solely by form of memes
Rachael: “Have you talked to Robert lately?”
Sarah: “Not any serious conversations. We have been commeme-icating daily though!”
by CaptainCutie July 13, 2019
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Commerce Township

city in Michigan that borders West Bloomfield. lotta nice people but one of those cities where if you don’t smoke you ain’t cool. full of cocaine gangs. most of the people are fake and full of drama. 95% chance you’ll get used by money/weed.
not a fun city to live in
Person 1: should I move to commerce?
Person 2: no don’t, commerce township people are fake and lame and it’s boring
by Anon199291 July 29, 2019
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Comment bitch

Someone who thinks it's okay to post rude shit on your face book.
P1:* comment bitch *
P2: comment back bitch you still on your meds?
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 11, 2019
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Comment like an Indian day

November 16th, the day when everyone comments on tiktok posts like indians do.
Jake: Dude wanna go waterskiing?
Alan: Nah, its Comment like an Indian day. I gotta comment on tiktok posts like an indian.
Jake: How do you do that?
Alan: You just gotta say “super..” “.awesome..bro.” “superb..” “wow.. very nice” or even “haha wow fantastic
by cthomas78910 October 31, 2019
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Commemeters

YouTube users who instead of putting the comment section to good use, instead make references and/or use meme formats despite the platform and context they are using. Example:
No one:
Absolutely nobody:
Not a single soul:
(YouTube creator name): (normal thing to say)
These people are often younger YouTube users who regularly look at Snap chat memes or watch Sub-reddit videos on YouTube. Doing this in excessive amounts will lead to the inability to communicate in any way other than overused meme formats. Others simply do not understand that reciting a meme format in the comment section is about as impact as a bee penetrating the anus of the center of the universe. You might think the lack of medium in the comments would stop them, but no. (insert confused pikachu face) will make everything funny
Rob: Why is everyone just commenting memes?
Bob: They are commemeters.
Rob: Giving them a name isn't the same as answering my qu-
by sexy_piece_of_bread December 15, 2019
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