Coffee

An excellent drink for late night runs to a diner. However the drink can easily be destroyed and made into bath water by adding too many creamers. Also some people express there love of coffee in different ways.

Lindsey: COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE I LOVE COFFEE!

by molemon December 17, 2008

coffee bomb

A way to get a caffeine high when you have instant coffee and toilet paper. The coffee is parachuted and swallowed. A common practice in jail.

The inmates were wild and loud after doing fifty coffee bombs apiece that morning.

by railbird22 August 7, 2010

Chip Coffey

The coolest man EVER! He is a medium that appears on A&E's Paranormal State and his own show, Psychic Kids. He can interact with the dead and pull information out of no where!! The man is absolutely amazing!!!

On last night's episode of Paranormal State, the team called in Chip Coffey and was a huge benefit to the case.

by Milly000 August 8, 2009

Stephen ‘Coffeezilla’ Findeisen

Coffeezilla (born as Stephen Findeisen, San Antonio TX) is the son of Mike Findeisen and Betty Findeisen and has two brothers named Ben and Chris. He became a well known highly successful YouTuber that earns several thousand dollars per day off his Patreon & YouTube ads. Contradictory, the ads displayed on his videos are purchased by the very same people he hates on and claims to be attempting to defeat. He is a passionate follower of Jesus Christ and has over 2 million subscribers, most of which have been gained after recovering his channel after already being deleted once. Some have criticized his work saying it lacks purity and truth, even calling him a grifter for monetizing his videos. He is famously known for his $10,000,000 recording studio.

Coffeezilla, also known as Stephen Findeisen is a gossip columnist and true-crime drama youtuber, best known for his internet trolling antics and true-crime investigative video commentary where he self-proclaims to expose alleged scams.

The reliability of his true-crime content have been called into questioned and have been proven to contain false defamatory per se statements ultimately leading to being exposed by many popular YouTubers such as TechLead, Cobra Tate, Tristan Tate, David Ramms, Logan Paul and The Six Percent Entrepreneur. Despite this, he has a cult-like following consisting of men ages 16-35 who believe success as an influencer or entrepreneur is not possible without relying on unethical means.

Stephen ‘Coffeezilla’ Findeisen: Did you see me rip The Real World? I made a video calling it a scam because people are paying $49/month and only making $2k-$6k/mo in profit. HA HA! Laughable. That’s no where near 6 figures or life changing. People are so gullible.

Andrew Tate: Shut up dweeb, I almost kind of respected Coffee with extra milk until he said that.

Tristan Tate: He is spitting venom with his words, an evil hater stuck in the matrix. These people worked hard for that $2k-$6k. Considering they are 16-25 that is amazing progress and I’m proud of em.

Stephen ‘Coffeezilla’ Findeisen: sHut uPPp Sc@mM3r !!!

by coffeezilla January 18, 2023

coffle

a group of animals, prisoners, or slaves chained together in a line

"All the way up until 1986, my barracoon played home to a coffle of twelve: 3 quadroons, 3 octoroons, 2 pickaninnies, 2 Mexicans, a mulatto, a chink, and a roan-colored Albanian hobo named Noodles. And I'll be goddammned if those weren't the best days of my life."

by Ronald T. McMurtry October 11, 2006

Coffin Dodger

Anyone over the age of 65 who is always moaning, always in the way and should be dead!

There was a queue of coffin dodgers outside the post office on tuesday morning.

by Mattuuu April 16, 2006

putting them in the coffin

Throwing someone onto a parked car and busting the windshield

Thugs find innocent bystanders and enjoy putting them in the coffin and unsuspecting shoppers return to the vehicle they left in the parking lot to find a busted windshield.

by Hippomomanus March 27, 2015