clitoris clown

A clitoris clown is a teenaged girl or any aged woman who has difficulty having a person give her oral sex because it tickles her when she does her best to lie still, relax and enjoy the attention given to her clitoris with someone's tongue.

After a romantic dinner, a peaceful ride home and getting all set to make perfect love in front of the fireplace, he was unable to give her "sweet kisses" because every time he did, she was being like a clitoris clown!

by The Russian Robot February 27, 2018

Lesbian clown

its when someone female and a lesbian falls for another straight girl .

I am the Google definition of a lesbian clown

by mil0peeboy July 13, 2020

popping a clown

to do something very desperate to make people laugh such as
wearing too much makeup
hitting yourself in the head with a plastic baseball bat
and other useless pranks ex. whoopee cushion

one who is a buzz-kill will often pop a clown

weird al is very good at popping a clown

by BetterAndIKnowIt June 29, 2011

Greasy Clown

A greasy clown is a 40+ year old white cis man who, loves Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson, is a drunk, breaks into elementary schools, and is generally a level 999 right wing weirdo.

Also has a distinctive bleach fried comb over.

You gotta stop getting black out drunk and swimming in putt putt golf ponds. You're acting like a total greasy clown.

by marie trantoinette December 20, 2018

Straight Clown

The straight clown is a clown that constantly follows you arround when you are a heterosexual

-Bro have you heard of the straight clown
-No, I dont know what the fuck you're talking about
-You know that means you're gay

by A jschlatt fan October 18, 2020

Shoot The Clown

Ejaculating at a distance, scoring a perfect bullseye into an awaiting, open mouth. Similar to the classic carnival game in which one shoots a stream of water into a clown's maw, enlarging a balloon until it bursts.

Make her kneel down and say ahh. Then take a step back and shoot the clown.

by BufalaMozzarella October 24, 2012

clown tsunami

a clown tsunami(otherwise known as 🌊🤡) is a group of girls who create drama out of thin air, spread random rumors, and try and ruin other people’s lives. They often act as the victims.

“those two girls tori and liz are psycho.”
“i think you mean the clown tsunami!”

by imthatbitch February 16, 2020