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closet dom

A dom, usually one which, as the name suggests, is in the closet. They are usually inexperienced with sex.

This is unlike a under-dom, as the closet dom does not want to believe they are a dom, or they want to be a sub, but in reality they cannot help themselves from their inner dom. Not to say they are particularly dominant in secret, but that they are in the end the dominant one.
Vel: "I bet Karl is a closet dom; he wants to be a sub, but he's really a dom.
by steelseries9 October 7, 2022
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Healing Closet

The place where you stay to heal after a heart break. There's a bunch of people in there. Some people may even stay there forever.
My ex girlfriend does not text me back, she may be in the healing closet
by Mr Plenty August 16, 2022
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Closet Republican

The kind of guy who votes Republican solely because he doesn't want to pay for the other party's new tax hike or other such social expense. Usually a high-income earner who lives in a coastal city and will go to great lengths to not reveal his vote to his more liberal friends. Sometimes he'll even build a superficial pro-this or that persona just to fit in with whatever his friends claim to support, some of whom may be just "fitting in" themselves.
"There's no way a guy with a house and a job like that would support the new tax bill, he's probably just a closeted Republican."
"I don't know about you but that little speech of his sounded so forced and generic, like something a closet Republican would say just to impress people..."
by Henrey S March 24, 2024
mugGet the Closet Republicanmug.

Closet Bandit

A person who pretends to like the same bands & artists that your friends like just to get accepted into your crowd & mingle with you, but when they are alone, they listen only to their old shameful bullshit music in the closet to avoid embarrassment.
"Cornelius is a Closet Bandit! He pretended to like our favorite bands & dress up cool just to hang with us. He just pretends to like Marilyn Manson. This whole time, he's been flailing his arms and dancing to Peyton Parrish in the closet!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 29, 2023
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Closet Grief

The person you were in the closet was a skin you needed to shed in order to grow, but that knowledge doesn't stop you from grieving them, missing them, and who you were when they were you. Try not to punish yourself for that fondness. You are allowed to love the people you have been, just as you are allowed to love the person you are.
"Hey, are you okay?"
"Just feeling some closet grief today, thanks for asking. I'll be okay once I listen to some Robyn."
by j4ckalope February 4, 2022
mugGet the Closet Griefmug.

Closet Poker

A man who plays Pokemon go in secret. Typically gay men with beards, and they are normally outdoors or sports type men. They can be spotted by their social media post denouncing Pokemon go, but secretly loving it.
Jesse is always dogging Pokemon Go on social medi, and I bet he's a Closet Poker who secretly loves men and Pokemon.
by Kenziel2323 August 1, 2016
mugGet the Closet Pokermug.

Closet Gnome

NOUN: A little man who hides in dark spaces and jumps out at you then runs away and disappears
Person 1: “Oh my god. A little man just scared me”

Person 2: “was it a Closet Gnome?”

Person 1: “I think so..”
by NovaRoSe December 22, 2022
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