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The Adam Clause

A clause in the Friends With Benefits contract in which both parties agree to end said contract after a certain date has been reached.
Her: Hey, I know we’ve had a great summer and all… but I think I’m going to innact The Adam Clause.
Him: How does August 23rd sound?
by BruntBlue April 18, 2018
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Clusterbuck

The phenomenon of arriving to meet someone at a Starbucks to realize shortly thereafter that they are, indeed at another nearby Starbucks.
"I was supposed to meet a blind date at the Starbucks on 10th and Piedmont, but she was at the 14th Street Starbucks the whole time and thought i stood her up. What a Clusterbuck!"
by JamieGordonAtlanta December 18, 2008
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Santa Claus That Hoe

a process in which a guy makes a hoe eat reindeer shit and then sits on her and says hohoho until she cant breath and dies. Then he throws her under the christmas tree, chews up some cum and cookies and spits it on her. The he wraps her and gives her to a kid as a present.
Guy 1: yo, he santa claus that hoe
Guy 2: really?
Guy 1: yea, a kid opened her on christmas morning and had a heart attack
Guy 2: wow!
by Power Surge January 5, 2009
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Santa Claus

Pulling out of your male partners ass then ejaculating on their face. You would then use the semen to draw a mustache and beard (white like Santa Claus).
Damn rick, your ass is so tight. Now be a good little elf and let me Santa Claus you'
by chris kringle October 4, 2006
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clusterbomb

Bro, Imma clusterbomb this horde of asians
by fuck_a_name February 28, 2009
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classturbating

when you are super horny in school and you have to beat the meat.
jimmy! stop classturbating back there and pay attension!
by kshizlle014 November 9, 2009
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cluster fuck

small riot/orgy/state of panic on a small scale
tomy and rob started up one hell of a cluster fuck last night i think zach had to go to the hospital
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