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Cristopher Rodríguez

Awesome good looking guy, mexican style and so much flow. He's an awesome father and a husband and really likes the pool.
by RastaXX November 23, 2021
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chrystofer

Chrystofer is so stupid sometimes
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Christophe

The best person on the planet, tall with even higher IQ and massive dick. Flippin sexy, great kisser and better fucker
Girl 1: Last night I had absolute shit sex

Girl 2: Mine was amazing, I had a Christophe.
by Be friends with Christophe December 9, 2021
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Christophe

A really blunt guy who is oblivious to the fact that someone likes them. Typically goes after someone who doesn't want them when there's someone out there who would love them the way he deserves to be loved. Often tends to be rude due to the fact he's a blunt smart ass. He's also typically a French guy, or has a French parent.
Oh look there's Christophe, to bad he's completely oblivious and a smart ass
by Opral December 17, 2021
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A big testicled male with a seven inch cock who is six feet tall. Also, he enjoys bullying short Mexican women.
Christophe is a hot ass, six foot tall, seven inch dicked, large testicled motherfucker.
by yurvy scurvy February 9, 2022
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Cristopher is the guy who likes to do weird things, he might even secretly do stuff. If you piss him of the first time he'll say

what the heck, if you do it the second time he'll probably push you or something, the third time he'll yell at the top of his lungs and slap you in the face. Cristopher tends to like electric music with no talking. If your friends with him he won't really judge you if he doesn't like something that you do, he'll tell you to not do that please or else he won't be able to hang out with you anymore. He only likes the girls who make eye contact and ask him questions and are nice to him. He thinks things in a modified version of them when he ruins something like the toilet or something like that you'll be pissed off and think that he can't fix it, so them he tries fixing it himself and does fixes it. He might ruin something public on purpose then watch people struggle and laugh, then he fixes it and acts as if he didn't do it. He blends in with others. he hates poems.
If you tell him you don't like Cristopher he'll say " I don't like you either but I didn't complain about it"
by horpet April 27, 2022
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Christophe

Christophe is the guy everybody falls for. He's got a natural charm and is always going to be kind to everyone, no matter what. Just his smile is going to get a girl blushing. He's the best person on earth and deserves to be treated better.
-oh my god that guy over there is so fine.
- Yeah his name must be Christophe
by cigsaftersx June 21, 2022
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