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Christmastoe

Similar to the condition of turftoe. Injury to toe caused by moving furniture to accomodate guests. Can also be caused by new gifts. The injury is typically caused by the victim's unfamiliarity with the new position of items.
Joe: "why are you limping"
Jim: "It's Christmastoe, I forgot we moved the coffee table when we opened the sleeper sofa and I kicked it this am."
by Shady Acres December 26, 2008
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christmas noob

(n) The person or persons who receive Modern Warfare 3 as a Christmas present, and play online, with others who have had the game since it came out.
MW3 Player 1: "What's that guy doing running around in circles in the corner?"
MW3 Player 2: "Oh, don't mind him, he's a Christmas Noob."
by RetroRainbow December 31, 2011
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Christmasfucker

A person that is such a fucker, they ruin Christmas.
"Wow, Ernest, thanks for not being a Christmasfucker. Now go to camp."

"Wow, Rudolph, you are also not a Christmasfucker."

"Kevin, you spilled Dr. Pepper all over everything at our Christmas party or whatever, and got your hair lit on fire at the Christmas pageant. Look what you did you little Christmasfucker. I think I shall leave you home alone."
by SweetChristmas April 22, 2009
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Fucking Christmas

A somewhat disturbing viral video on the Internet. Can be found with an easy Google search. The video contains a man, (probably a lonely, gay, virgin), dancing to music while naked and wearing a Santa Claus mask, spanking himself with a ping pong paddle, fucking inanimate objects such as pumpkins, and uncooked turkeys, also, shoving many things up his ass, then eating them.
Man 1: Dude, have you seen that Fucking Christmas video?

Man 2: No. I'll do that now.

*watches*

Man 2: What the fuck did I just watch?...
by Mitch Teh 1337 May 6, 2009
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Gypsy Christmas

On a college campus or other place that has a whole neighborhood with the same start/end date on a rental lease, the day everyone's lease ends and everyone is moving out. With so many people moving out, every street is filled with couches, chairs, tables, and countless other things that can be picked up for those looking for free things. It's a Gypsy Christmas!
Mike: "Hey man, that's a nice couch, where'd you get it?"
Tom: "On the street, someone was throwing it out during move out day"
Mike: "Gypsy Christmas special?"
Tom: "Of course. Only way I get my furniture"
by NoName65 May 15, 2009
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Chinese Christmas

A game played at Christmas where everyone wraps any present they want and puts it in the middle of the room. Everyone who is playing receives a random number, which determine your order. Whoever is first must choose a present from the middle of the room and unwrap it. The second person can either steal the first persons present or choose another one from the pile. If your present is stolen then you have to choose another one from the pile. Once everybody has gone then you have to keep the present you end up with.
"Hey did you play chinese christmas?"

"Yeah, I got a a huge box of chocolates!"
by Jake Winger December 17, 2011
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White Christmas

Verb- to jerk off on the tits of a female on either 24th or 25th of December
Bambi and I enjoyed a nice glass of wine by the fire resulting in me giving her a White Christmas.
by Rj14 December 23, 2014
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