Distant by choice

Leaving the surroundings of bullshit believing from a naive point of view.

Choosing to leave the situation before I slap the fuck out of you

Garfield began to think of “distant by choice” because the dog was being a complete fucknut.

by Griizxx July 1, 2019

National Girlfriend's Choice Day

Everyday!

Boy: It is National Girlfriend's Choice Day
Girl: You said that yesterday

by Lauren's Bear October 29, 2020

National Girlfriend’s choice day

October 10th

Any boy in a relationship has to officially listen to what their girlfriend says and can’t deny anything.

If the boy deny’s something they get a kick in the dick as hard as the girl chooses

Girl: Wanna Netflix and chill?

Boy: I guess so, It’s national girlfriend’s choice day!

by HiddenUs3r October 3, 2020

Kid in choir

Doesn’t really know to much of music and is only there to skip school

Dude: oh so your a choir kid?

Girl: no just a kid in choir

by anonymous March 31, 2022

Boodrough’s Choice

When, for weeks, you suggest the inevitability of a breakup with the person you love most, only to find yourself falling more hopefully in love with them, more pair-bonded to them, and less likely to ever part from them.

Faced with Boodrough’s Choice, the path forward was never more clear: she was powerless to do anything but love him harder and HARDER with every passing day.

by JustAPrick November 22, 2022

Definition of poor life choices

Ieva (me)

-What's the definition of poor life choices?
-Ieva

by Winstonmaldivasimons February 17, 2023

My money my choice

An anti-feminist slogan started by Dave Chapelle used to expose the hypocrisy of feminists when it comes to abortion.

Dave Chapelle:But ladies… I also believe if you do decide to keep the baby man should not have to pay.
Crowd is silent
Dave Chapelle: It’s my money my choice

by BurgerKingNuggets July 11, 2024