Man : Baby, I'm gonna give you a chinese backrub tonight!
woman: Ok? but what is it?
Man : Don't worry, I'll show you.
woman: Ok? but what is it?
Man : Don't worry, I'll show you.
by Johnny Fleming November 10, 2007
Get the Chinese backrub mug.1) Man, that math test was harder than Chinese Math
2) The minute she took off her shirt, I became harder than Chinese Math
2) The minute she took off her shirt, I became harder than Chinese Math
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A term used by the 45th President of the United States racializing the 2020 global influenza pandemic officially named the Corona Virus also known as Covid-19.
by Ainalem March 24, 2020
Get the Chinese Virus mug.When two guys (standing) are double teaming a midget (one in the mouth, one in the ass) and the midget is suspended on the two cocks without touching the ground at all. Then the midget bites down on the dick and clenches her ass cheeks so the two guys are stuck in her.
by SIXTY6 May 14, 2010
Get the Chinese Finger Trap mug.This is when a woman is performing oral sex on a man, and right before ejaculation the male thrusts his penis as far down the woman's throat as possible. In reaction to this vile act the woman encloses her teeth on the penis and bites it off.
by Vp's Finest November 6, 2010
Get the Chinese Guillotine mug.n. A "made up" language, like pig-latin, formulated by adding suffixes to letters while spelling out words, thereby obscuring the meaning of the speaker and causing them to "sound chinese." The effect can be intensified if the speaker uses a slightly sing-song inflection while speaking.
Rules:
1. All words are spelled out in full
2. The long forms of all of the vowels are pronounced (i.e. ay, ee, eye, owe, yu)
3. All consonants are suffixed with "ong." The only exceptions are "c" and "q," which are pronounced "chong" and "quong," so as not to be confused with "kong."
Rules:
1. All words are spelled out in full
2. The long forms of all of the vowels are pronounced (i.e. ay, ee, eye, owe, yu)
3. All consonants are suffixed with "ong." The only exceptions are "c" and "q," which are pronounced "chong" and "quong," so as not to be confused with "kong."
Hog Chinese Usage Examples:
1. Profesora Gilmore is such a Bong-I-Tong-Chong-Hong (b****).
2. Hong-E-Long-Long-O, Mong-Yong Nong-A-Mong-E I-Song Jong-O-Hong-Dong (Hello, my name is John.)
3. U-Rong-Bong-A-Nong Dong-I-Chong-Tong-I-O-Nong-A-Rong-Yong I-Song Gong-Rong-E-A-Tong (Urban Dictionary is great).
1. Profesora Gilmore is such a Bong-I-Tong-Chong-Hong (b****).
2. Hong-E-Long-Long-O, Mong-Yong Nong-A-Mong-E I-Song Jong-O-Hong-Dong (Hello, my name is John.)
3. U-Rong-Bong-A-Nong Dong-I-Chong-Tong-I-O-Nong-A-Rong-Yong I-Song Gong-Rong-E-A-Tong (Urban Dictionary is great).
by Red Smith March 8, 2007
Get the hog chinese mug.1) A delicious fried snack food most commonly sold by vendors in heavely wooded areas. Often described as "The most delicious treat in the forest."
2) Also an adjective used to describe someone whom is easily excited or has the mental capacity of a delicious fried forest treat.
2) Also an adjective used to describe someone whom is easily excited or has the mental capacity of a delicious fried forest treat.
1) I think i'm dying of hungeration, I could really go for a bag of Wolf Nipple Chips.
2) Woah, settle down there Wolf Nipple Chips!
2) Woah, settle down there Wolf Nipple Chips!
by TheAwesomeSaucer February 5, 2010
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