screaming chicken

A sexual move that involves a male beating off in the face of an unsuspecting, sleeping female. Just as he is about to reach climax, the male screams out a chicken sounding "BUCKOOOOCK!" to awaken and startle the female just before she is shot in the face.

This is a play off of the "screaming Eric" in which you scream as loud as possible just before ejaculation.

Sexually deprived Trevor arrived home late and saw his girlfriend fast asleep in bed. In a fit of rage to get back at her for months without sex, Trevor gave her a Screaming Chicken. Sadly, shortly after, she bit off his penis.

by The Roger Dodger December 10, 2008

chicken scratch

chicken scratch is lousy unreadable handwriting except to the person who wrote it but also a curse word to idiots who dont know what chicken scratch means or dont have an understanding of what chicken scratch means

student this handwriting is chicken scratch

teacher what did you say

student i said this handwriting is chicken scratch

teacher dont be cursing in my class

by littlejimmie January 29, 2019

chicken butt

a common dad joke, used when someone asks the question "guess what?"

Person 1: Guess what?
Their dad: Chicken butt!
(Person 1 dies of the ultimate burn)

by Frankiscooltoo September 17, 2018

chicken strips

fuck ya chicken strips...
FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS!

Mhmm chicken strips... FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS!!!!!!!

by uniberry4 March 13, 2018

Bourbon Chicken

Bourbon Chicken: Most mouthwatering food to ever exist after u have been smoking marijuana.

Ryan: I got some weed in the car guys
Dustin: Bro we should smoke and go get some Bourb after school
Mike: pop
Ryan: hell yea im down
Mike: pop
Dustin: aight meet me in the parking lot at 1:50
Mike: pop
(Ryan and Dustin at same time) MIKE STFU
Mike: eh EH eh
Bourbon Chicken=pot heads dream

by Dustin Houck November 30, 2006

Chicken Coop

Sexual act, performed on a male. Beginning with analingus, slowly pecking ones way to the front of the male until reaching the testicles.

I gave Larry a 'chicken coop' last night and ended up with 'two eggs' in my mouth.

by Mr. Everything September 16, 2011

chicken cutlet

A silicone jelly like bra stuffer that resembles a raw chicken cutlet women who don't want to go under the knife use to give the girls a boost.

The swimsuit model used chicken cutlets to boost her cleavage.

by fashno January 31, 2008