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carolina cakester

a sexual fetish which involves, 2 men, one woman, fecal matter, and ejaculation. the maneuver goes as follows, the woman is blowing two men and prior to ejaculation one male turns around and drops a deuce directly into the mouth of the woman followed by blowing his load into her mouth, simultaneously the other male busts his nut into the mouth of the woman and immediately turns around to unleash his deamon into the mouth of the woman. the two men then force the woman to eat the tasty compilation or shit and jizz. once performed the large amount of cum and shit is similar to that of an oreo cakester and originated in the state of north carolina
champ and i gave this bitch a sweet carolina cakester last night.
by boooooooooooooossssssss May 13, 2008
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Ace of Cakes

Term used to describe a particular category of females. They are overweight, wear horn-rimmed glasses and dye the front of their hair. Generally it is dyed red. Also, they will have very pale skin. They look like they eat a lot of cake and also resemble those who often appear on the television show of the same name.
"How to describe the crowd at the midnight Harry Potter showing: Very 'Ace of Cakes', pasty chubby chicks with pink bangs and glasses."
by Sparkles Pederson July 15, 2009
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Cakes

A person who doesn't drink beer that he has to pay for...
Waitress: "What would you like to drink?"
Response: "No...I'm going Cakes tonight"
by victor.rodolfo May 18, 2010
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jaffa cakes

the excessive pink area around a girls nipples - usually found on fat birds where the nipples are almost as big as the breast. Resembles the sweet and savory treat - a jaffa cake - however nowhere near as tasty.
that chick had the biggest set of jaffa cakes i've ever seen...
by thatowenz May 2, 2006
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Rofl Cakes

Literal definition;
"rolling on the floor laughing" cakes.
Completely pointless, yet fun to say. Usually spoken by people with mental disorders.
Daniel: HAHA ROFL CAKES I HAVE A SMALL PENIS ROFL CAKES I LOVE LIZZIE ROFL CAKES
by Lizzie_The_Whore December 22, 2008
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The Julius Caesar

The act of having anal sex with with your bestfriend's wife or girlfriend and immediately following ejaculation screaming Et Tu Brute!!!!!!!! Extra points if done while wearing a toga, and the "hat trick" if you do all of this on March 15 ( the ides of March). In reference to William Shakespeare's Julius Caesar.
Dude, my "best friend " never paid me the 300 dollars he owed me so I tied my sheets on toga style and gave his girlfriend "The Julius Caesar"!

Nice.
by Neg273.15C December 2, 2010
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Bitch cakes

Tiny pancakes, half-dollar size; that are made after a long night of drinking and smoking. The logic behind them is a greater syrup to pancake ratio.
Scott: Im so hungover, but great job on these bitch cakes DJ.
by Domestries Wall December 28, 2007
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