Card Sharp

Check out card shark and replace the words shark with sharp. It's true, look it up

John: Damn, I just lost my money playing poker with that card sharp.
Steve: Don't you mean card SHARK.
John: no *punches* use google, dumbarse.

by kalekale July 23, 2008

cardiac attack

A two-fisted punch to the chest accompanied by saying "SHA-POW" used to cause the victim's heart to cease beating, thusly killing them.

SuperJerk used his cardiac attack to take out the armed assailant.

by Diomedes December 15, 2008

Okie credit card

A short length of hose used to syphon gasoline from someone else's gas tank. You syphon the gas into a bucket, coffee can, or any other appropriate (or inappropriate) receptacle, then put it into your own gas tank.

The operator of an Okie credit card will almost always start the syphon by sucking on it, rather than covering the end of it with his thumb, then pulling the hose out a way. After all, this is an OKIE credit card.

Before the mid-1970s, you could use a length of garden hose for a Okie credit card. But in those dark days, Those Who Know What's Best for You and Me made the gas tank entrance holes much smaller. They said they did this to keep people from using unleaded gasoline, which was dispensed from a wide nozzle. But the real reason they did this was to make it harder to use an Okie credit card.

Joe Bob used his Okie credit card to get him some gas outta Billy Jim's Chevy.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005

Cardboard-Box

The last resort as a home for really poor people.

If you wanna go get high with Ross,
Smoke an L in the back of his cardboard-box.
Oh why does he live this way?
(Hey, must be the welfare!)

by John Five April 30, 2006

Cardi O

This is Cardi B's sister who is really into fitness.

(THIS IS A JOKE)

"Hey you know Cardi B right?"
"Yeah, Bodak Yellow."
"Yeah, but did you know she had a sister named Cardi O. She apparently is super into fitness."

by Vanilla Water April 20, 2018

sympathy card

The gesture towards egalitarianism made by a bartender or server when
he or she asks for ID from everyone in a group, even though only one person in
the group actually appears to be underage.

"Becca's 29, but since she looks like she's about 16, we all got the
sympathy card."

by Lindemann January 8, 2009

v card

n. 1.The present state of virginity. 2.The state of never having engaged in sexual congress.

The v card isn't something that's given, it's taken. (actual quote)

by joey the boo boo May 25, 2007