cartel carpet

see: drug rug, baja hoodie

"Bro I was down South of the border and snagged me a cartel carpet."
"Weren't you deported?"

by Swagmoney69 January 20, 2016

carpet tunnelism

When the carpetunnel from the hands travel down from legs to the ankles in the human body.

I tried to to take a step forward but the carpet tunnelism in my ankle showed up and made me fall down.

by TuGrand August 11, 2020

carpet square

A term for a woman's hairy down there area.

Damn, did you see the carpet square on that chick?

by Thudgasm June 16, 2017

Carpet sake bomb

When you insert a shot of sake into a cat’s asshole along with chopsticks, and proceed to scoop out the butt cheese and enjoy!

Hey SakeKing, can you grab the carpet cleaner and some plastic shot glasses? We’re having a carpet sake bomb tonight. Treat the cat with kindness and don’t get it on the walls or that’s -2 points.

by MeSsiBoI May 03, 2022

Magic Green Carpet

Another term for marijuana

Ted: Hey man you ride that magic green carpet recently?
Man: All day everyday bruh!

by AngelicFarmer November 06, 2016

carpet hotdog

When pubic hair grows onto the penis shaft.

My carpet hotdog needs shaved.

by Golden silence June 11, 2022

Carpet-Feet

This refers to those individuals who never leave their cubicles at work. They never go into a plant, a factory, or the field ; they seldom leave their 4' by 4' space to lunch with fellow humans...(you get it). As soon as you read this someone you know came to mind...

I think you will have agree that old "B__" has carpet-feet these days, he cant seem to move from his desk anymore. Almost like his butt was glued to his chair...

by The GA TieRod November 22, 2019