cannonize

the act of making something cannon; making it become true

"Should I cannonize this story?"
"Hmm, I'm gonna cannonize this."

by fianalins March 18, 2021

Gauss Cannon

Someone's Gigantic Dong.

Oh my gosh, Michael has a Gauss Cannon!

I have a Gauss Cannon

by JoebamaYoMama June 13, 2021

tom cannon

tom cannon is a cool and awesome guy who buns weed and lives life on the edge but can be kind and nice to the right girl

tom cannon is a bunner

by bob farlin November 30, 2013

Sex Cannon

Rex Grossman, former Chicago Bears Quarterback

He had to face off last week in the super bowl against sex cannon Rex Grossman

by Cumfuckle October 14, 2021

Portugese cannon

The act of haveing sex and shooting ur kidney stone into her pussy.

Last night I gave that bitch the ol portugese cannon

by Deeznutz and sideshow_matt January 5, 2022

Cannon

A pretty cool guy who does his best to do the right thing.

Person 1: Hey look it's Cannon again.
Person 2: He's pretty cool.

by 7438793479837 April 10, 2022

Loading the Cannon

A term used in reference to the act of sounding. Loadint the cannons specifically notates using an onject witha notable diameter, but a short length. Such as a AA battery. To load the cannon one usually inserts the object into the urethra until it is fully encompased in the urethra.

I was loading the cannon last night, dude it burnt so good!

by 1818551 February 10, 2024