candy clepto

Someone who steals candy everytime they go to their corner market.

Guy 1:Dude, did you see Joe steal those Now and Laters.
Guy 2:Yea, he's such a candy clepto.

by Candyman919191 April 01, 2010

Candy corn

Another word for cocaine

"I still might sell candy corn to the skeletons"

by Lawdjesus September 18, 2019

Candy Corn

1: a sweat treat eaten around halloween time
2: a piece of cotton with a string attached that females shove up their vaginas to dry their dead kids up with.

goes in as a clean-cunt-stick, comes out a bloody-cunt-mess

(a.k.a-A FUCKING TAMPON)

Oh shit my candy corn is sideways!!

by waytoocreativeforthis November 13, 2019

the butterscotch candy

When an older woman offers you a butterscotch candy and puts it in her vagina and you must retrieve it only using your mouth

"dude that milf last night totally let me do the butterscotch candy on her"

by buttahshatch boi November 06, 2014

jet-candy

jet-candy is a homoepathic remedy for jetlag coming from long-distance travel

Take Jet-Candy when you travel and keep it handy

by Jet-Candy September 19, 2017

candy muncher

person who eats to much candy

Elizabeth is a candy muncher

by west po February 28, 2018

Candy Boy

Any male that dresses for the female gaze in efforts to manipulate them. Commonly seen with black nail polish, silver rings, excessive necklaces.

Come here candy boy, why you got so many necklace? Why you got necklace?

by MinorAndNeurodivergent February 17, 2022