Callum

A Boring ass stoner that you date for two weeks

eww look there's a Callum

by 1224536728940487654321 April 20, 2020

Collun

Collun is the name of an absolute legend. this name is extremely rare so if you find the name collun make sure to keep him safe. Collun’s are typically really good at sports especially football. Collun is kind hearted and will always understand what you are going through no matter what the circumstances may be. Collun’s usually have a really pretty girlfriend and will forever and always be loyal to them. Not to mention they also have massive cocks.

Jacob: “did you see collun’s game winning touchdown last night?!”
Bella: “yes, that has to be the catch of the year without a doubt!!”

by halloffamer7211 April 24, 2020

Callum

Hippopotamus

Callum is a hippopotamus fat animal that eats shit

by Callum hater April 25, 2020

callumsauce

saliva from someone named callum

person 1: hey u got a lil callumsauce on ur shirt
person 2: oh thanks for letting me know man

by Skyydunn April 25, 2020

Callum North

a sex demon sent by the devil himself

dam is that the Callum North sent to destroy me

by therealboogeyman April 29, 2020

Callum Tetris

Tricking someone into believing something untrue for an extended amount of time.

"Do you remember that Callum Tetris we did a few weeks back?"

by Dr. Fortnite Sheen May 1, 2020

callum wallace

A small little man who likes to carry things specifically fridges up mountains. He also has a very fit sister.

wow hes such a callum wallace

by gnfhts June 24, 2020