by grayson4949 September 30, 2020
When a large pile of your stuff or rather crap falls over like an avalanche, potentially smoothering small children and animals.
John went to get something from the garage and suddenly some items shifted and a crap-alanche covered him.
by Fieldofdandelion February 03, 2010
by Nov8tiv April 28, 2018
A Girl straddles a guy’s chest while he eats her out. When she comes, she shits on his chest and smears it into an S shape before retiring her camping tent for a great nights sleep under the stars in Southeast Missouri.
by SMULCH January 01, 2021
Clean Crap is basically very clean and polished shit/poop. Clean Crap is only created when someone eats watermelon and takes a crap from their butt. This next step is optional: take a glove and pull the clean crap out of the toilet and place is in a bowl. Wrap plastic wrap all around the bowl and put the bowl in your trophy case. Last but not least: congratulate yourself for creating "Clean Crap" .
Clean Crap is also someone who is hot, sexy, and cool but you don't like.
Clean Crap is also someone who is hot, sexy, and cool but you don't like.
by TheChair64 April 07, 2017
A method that one does to 'help' their own feces out of their ass. A person who has learned to remove unwanted waste from their intestines with a gloved or ungloved finger. A person, often old and smelly, who enjoys rootin' around in their rectum.
The old hag was tired of waiting for her bowels to move so she threw herself into crap diggin' mode and removed it.
I thought she was in her room reading but to my horror she was indeed crap diggin' again.
She turned the pages of her bible with her crap diggin' hands.
I thought she was in her room reading but to my horror she was indeed crap diggin' again.
She turned the pages of her bible with her crap diggin' hands.
by Sass sha J May 24, 2010
Cesspool pumping truck functions like a huge vacuum cleaner- the suction hose pulls the shit into the truck but the air that was in the truck’s tank has to exit the tank and go into the outside air. Wearing oxygen mask is advised.
by Vitalik May 16, 2007