Who is this cow?!

Tell this sentence to a person who is:
-is STUPID,
or -does NOT use his/her mind at all
or -thinks he/she is ALWAYS right!
or -says bullshit

Teacher: You should memorize all these formulas.
Student: Who is this cow?!

by emeliano May 27, 2018

Cowed up

When you turn into a cow and decide to turn up

Bro I just cowed up last weekend

by CowMan28 December 21, 2017

Thirsty cow

1. Someone who likes to own, earn, save and gain a lot of money

Synonym: Gold digger, greedy, spoilt and Mr. Krabs

E.g. "you can't expect me to not work this week, I am a very thirsty cow"

by sallyhally October 26, 2017

cow pal

Evil monster

Killl cow pal

by Darth1nsidious7 March 28, 2017

cow diet

A diet in which all you eat are vegetables (maybe grass), fruits, and water.

Hey did you hear? Adrianna is going vegan and carb free... She’s going on the cow diet.

by Carb-hater November 28, 2017

cow shat

Milly bobby brown. That’s all. Just her

“Ugh Is hate to be that ugly cow shat”

by TPShat April 7, 2018

cow towel

When a black towel is spotted due to an excess amount of cum.

Friend 1: Man, I went into Bill's bathroom and his cow towel was INSANE!
Friend 2: What's that?
Friend 1: A cum stained towel

by Jaggerz February 25, 2017