jump the couch

Based on Tom Cruise's display of affection for Katie Holmes on Oprah. To jump the couch is to say a person has lost the ability to deal with emotions in a reasonable way. Communicating some form of insanity to those around.

Sam is so upset about Jessica's request to break up, I think he might jump the couch.

by Ms. Asha March 10, 2009

fuck yo couch nigga

the act of disrespecting ones couch

-"You spilled your beer on my couch!"

-"Fuck yo couch nigga"

by Autumn. <3 August 8, 2009

coughee

Coughee is slang for weed, plain and simple. A play on Cough and Coffee, which enables it to be used in a public setting without drawing any unwanted attention to ones self. Made popular by Devin the Dude and his group The Coughee Brothaz.

"Wanna take a coughee break?", "Let's go sip some coughee.", "I got some good coughee.", "Excuse me police I'm just sippin coughee, mindin my busines. why is you trippin won't you get up off me? Why you all inside my ride?"

by Coughee Brothaz April 28, 2008

coughing effect

This occurs in classrooms or other large public settings. Usually one person begins to cough, and other people who needed to cough, but were afraid to do so, join in, causing multiple coughing sounds at the same time.

Person 1: Ugh why does everyone have to cough at once, it's so annoying.

Person 2: It's the coughing effect, duh.

by hoyaplaya September 30, 2009

Couchler

To lay around for hours on end.

Dude, I had such a couchler weekend.

by Karol K. January 14, 2009

caught the swine flu

What happens when someone hooks up with an overweight person on a one-night stand.

Aaron: "Did you see that porker Howard just left with?"

Becky: "Yeah, he's caught the swine flu."

by mightytink August 20, 2009

Couch Orgy

When too many people are on a couch than said couch was desigined to fit.

Dude, we're sitting with six other people on a couch that seats two. what a couch orgy.

by Oscar tha grouch April 5, 2010