Cloutster

Someone who looks down on others for having less clout. They think clout is everything and only judge by clout

6ix9ine and DJ Akademiks are examples of cloutsters

by Tim12345678969 October 30, 2020

Cloutback

A riced-out and flaunted Subaru Outback.

“Damn look at that dude Mason pulling up with his Cloutback!”

by richcream August 31, 2021

Clostridium botulinum

A deadly bacterium. Has the ability to form endospores when exposed to harsh environments. A telltale sign of these little buggers are bulged bottoms of canned goods. The toxin it produces can cause death within a day.

Person 1: Dude, wanna eat some Spam? I'll open a can for you.

Person 2: Hey bro, don't open that. The bottom's bulged.

Person 2: So? What does that mean?

Person 1: Bro, that thing's infested with Clostridium botulinum.

*throws Spam in trash bin*

by Power User 9000 May 31, 2010

Clot Head

Someone who is mentally slow.

He was forgetful, a little dim and didn't really know what was going on - he was a real clot head.

by Mostin September 13, 2018

Clontch

Synonym of vagina. Created by our one and only Hightree.

Hey bitch show me your Clontch.

by wind xd June 23, 2019

Clothing mullet

Business on the top, party of the bottom. This allows you to appear professional on a business video call without having to wear pants or shoes.

Jim wore his clothing mullet to work because he could only be seen from the waist up - and he wanted to be comfortable.

by NEW1126 May 3, 2021

laughing clothes

And article of clothing, usually lounging, pajamas or lounge wear in which is considered comical or laughable to the eye.

An often misconception to relaxing clothes.

Guy: Are you wearing you're laughing clothes?
Girl: It's relaxing clothes dumb ass.
Guy: You said laughing.

by Mc Taco Taco October 20, 2007