Threesome-close

A level of friendship that includes the ability to be involved in a threesome with a friend.

Guy 1- "My pal asked me to have a threesome with him and his girlfirend!"
Guy2- "Wow! You guys must be threesome-close!"

by Titty Christ August 3, 2015

drugs' closet

A closet or small space secretly (or not so secretly) used solely for doing recreational drugs

"Meet me in the drugs' closet in 5"

by Will the real trump pls stand October 28, 2018

Hoe Closet

A closet full of clothes that other people (mainly parents) don’t know you own.

“Dude I have a hoe closet full for when I go full hoe mode.”

by extended broom handle June 18, 2020

gap closer

An ability in a game that brings you near your foes.
Like a jumb, dash or a blink.

Person A: This character is pretty mobile.
Person B: Yea one of his abilitys is a huge gap closer

by Mihito March 12, 2022

so close! ❤️

Usually in response to a statement that is hilariously false, and proceeded by a childishly simple explanation

My favorite color is square.
So close! ❤️ That’s a shape

by luc designs August 3, 2023

glass closet

When someone is clearly gay, but is trapped by their own internalized homophobia or other circumstance that prevents them from coming out.

Katrina: “Go fuck yourself Grant”
Grant: “Gaybe I will”
Maddox: “Hey guys let’s keep the love affair on the down low at work”
Katrina: “That’s rich coming from someone living in a glass closet Maddox”

by warriorcat_entity29 August 24, 2023

Decorating The Closet

When some one hasn't quite come out of the closet yet. They are gay or bisexual and they just haven't stepped up and admitted it yet. They are taking their sweet time until they are good and ready.

Guy 1: She is the coolest girl I have ever met, I think she is into me.

Guy 2: She plays softball, Doesn't eat bananas, hates dresses, plays football, and talks about girls with you...she's totes decorating the closet.

Girl 1: OMG HE IS SOOO SWEET! He loves Twilight as much as I do!

Girl 2: Bullshit. He is decorating the closet.

by veryfunnylolpants October 21, 2011