chairloo

A man, usually with name Lewis, that finds himself unable to remove himself from his camp chair

“Hey look at chairloo over there, he’s cooked!”

by Chowder01 August 21, 2021

Chair Male

A type of male that has developed the ultimate technique for asserting dominance. They walk over to you, steal your chair, and then sit upon it, making it stinky due to their forceful butt sweat. After this they leave, often performing the stanky leg as they walk away. They then judge you for not being able to tolerate the extreme stank of your recently dankified chair.

Kings are the ultimate Chair Males- they literally sit on thrones all day long, and then force other people to wipe their butt. They then commit tax evasion while forcing starving peasants to perform labor while crapping in holes.

by medium_dipper October 9, 2021

Caira

Caira is a sweet soul who is dedicated to doing what is right. She will pursue the logical course while also making room to hear the feelings of those closest to her. Caira loves rats, and thinks that everyone else should also share her love of rats. Her passions extend to law and debate, which makes sense for someone so dedicated to standing up for the right course of action. Caira is a good friend that will always make an effort to listen fully even when she does not agree. She wants those around her to be happy so she does her best to make them laugh. You will be smart to hold on to the Caira in your life.

Caira always listens to what I have to say, I appreciate her.

by marzipan.coffee November 21, 2021

Caira

A Caira is one of the prettiest, coolest, smartest, genuine, likeabke and loveable person and a Caira likes buldak. If you have a Caira please take care of her for me

I love Caira so much that I can't explain how much I love her

by Helloimf April 8, 2022

Chair-based assault and defenestration

When you hit someone with a chair and then throw them out a window

“Did you hear about tom?, his girlfriend discovered he was cheating and she committed chair-based assault and defenestration on him.”

by IDFK4TTT November 4, 2022

Chair Leg

A shit that is long and stiff like a chair leg

'Damn , who forgot to flush this chair leg'

by JoobLover February 2, 2023

Chair cult leader

The most sigma of the sigma manufactured Hawaiian roll.

The chair cult leader is a blessed person, comparable to a hawaiian roll

by burd87 July 4, 2023