Edward; Look Chip and Skip, Mr. Freezybreeze will be our ticket to a good night sleep.
Chip; Did you know we needed a ticket?
Skip; No wonder we haven't been sleeping.
Chip; Did you know we needed a ticket?
Skip; No wonder we haven't been sleeping.
by E. Man August 17, 2006
Get the Chip and Skip mug.by severrin February 26, 2008
Get the vatato chips mug.A chip which hasn't been cooked properly. It stands out from all the rest as it isn't as golden and tasty as the others and genrally doesn't get eaten.
"Oh gosh, i think I just ate a premature chip."
"Hard Luck, did it taste disgusting?"
"Yes, I think I will stick to the normal ones"
"Hard Luck, did it taste disgusting?"
"Yes, I think I will stick to the normal ones"
by bubblez119944 February 18, 2009
Get the Premature Chip mug.the art of luring your dog with a chip to your ass in in a sense of false security, to then rip a fart just as the dog goes in to grab the chip
man, i laid back for the biggest and loudest chip rip ever to have been performed on fido the other night. the dog was so messed up i dont think he will ever recover
by dave simko December 9, 2008
Get the chip rip mug.Frat 1: "Bro, see that tall kid over there? He's gonna be the starting point guard by next year."
Frat 2: "Man, he's killing it with those sorostitutes too."
Frat 1: "He's definitely a blue chip."
Frat 2: "Man, he's killing it with those sorostitutes too."
Frat 1: "He's definitely a blue chip."
by MacDog60 September 23, 2016
Get the Blue Chip mug.John: Broh, whats your favorite flavor of Bag of chips, ribbed or barbed? I like Elephant barbed.
Bob: wut
Bob: wut
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